Neighborly Cannibals
Briefly

Mrs. Burgus sued Rush, Dr. Braun, and her insurance company over implanted false memories, settling for $10.6 million in 1997.
I'm not saying that Teresa leads a satanic cult in her finished basement, but, when I asked her about the large duct-tape pentagram on her laminate flooring, she explained, "It came to me in a dream where I attended junior college and my art teacher was Walter Beelzebub, who purchased my soul in return for a pre-owned Chevy Equinox and one of those sectionals with cup holders."
Read at The New Yorker
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